"The Summer of George" Season 8, Episode 22

George gets a severance check from the Yankees and decides he will live it up during the summer. Elaine tries to tell a coworker about her lack of arm movement when walking and ends up infuriating her. Jerry is dating a waitress who is living with another man. Kramer accidentally gets a Tony award and will be allowed to keep it, if he agrees to fire Raquel Welch, who does not take kindly to the information. 

"The Sniffing Accountant" Season 5, Episode 4

Jerry, Kramer, and Newman suspect their accountant is using their money to buy drugs. They set up a stake out to be sure. George gets an interview for a job selling bras, but quickly loses it when he messes with the wrong woman.

"The Mango" Season 5, Episode 1

Jerry is crestfallen when Elaine reveals that she faked it every time with Jerry. He is determined to get another chance. Kramer gets himself banned from the fruit store enlists Jerry and George's help. George worries about his performance in bed, but then feels rejuvenated when he takes a bite of mango.

"The Contest" Season 4, Episode 11

George's mom catches him during a private moment and falls and hurts her back. The gang wage a bet to see which one of them can go the longest without private time, but temptation is everywhere!

"The Cheever Letters" Season 4, Episode 8

George has to tell Susan's father about his beloved cabin that Kramer burned down. Kramer goes to the Cuban embassy to get more Cuban cigars. Jerry starts seeing Elaine's annoying receptionist, but messes things up with he tries to keep up with her dirty talk. Letters from John Cheever to Susan's father are all that remain from the fire.

"The Good Samartitan" Season 3, Episode 20

At Elaine's insistence, Jerry follows a car that he sees sideswipe another car and keep going. When he finally catches up to the criminal he falls for her. Then it turns out the car she hit is a woman Jerry's had a longtime crush on; he tries to get rid of the criminal so he can date the victim. George starts seeing a married woman who falls for him when he says "God bless you" instead of her husband. Kramer has seizures at the sound of Mary Hart's voice.

"The Male Unbonding" Season 1, Episode 3

Jerry tries to break it off with a childhood friend he always feel obligated to talk to. But when the man starts to cry, Jerry offers to take him to a baseball game. Then Jerry compiles a list of excuses to keep by the phone so he'll never be caught without a reason to not hang out with him.

"The Seinfeld Chronicles" Season 1, Episode 1

Jerry is convinced a woman he met in Lansing is interested in romance when she asks to stay at his apartment for a couple of days. George disagrees.

"The Doorman" Season 6, Episode 17

Elaine house-sits for Mr. Pitt and when Jerry tries to visit her he offends the doorman. So on another visit he agrees to watch the door while the doorman goes out. But when Jerry leaves his post, the lobby couch is stolen, and Jerry is held responsible. George offers to give Jerry back the the pee-stained couch Poppy sat on so that his father won't have a place to sleep. Kramer and Mr. Costanza work on a patent for the male bra, but can't decide on the name: Bro or Manzier.

"The Soup Nazi" Season 7, Episode 6

Elaine buys an armoire she sees on the street, but her apartment building prohibits moving on Sunday. She gets Kramer to watch it for her until the next day, but he allows it to get stolen. Everyone is gaga for soup, but it's not easy to get with the Soup Nazi taking your order. Elaine is banned for 2 years. Kramer, feeling bad about losing the armoire, gets the Soup Nazi to give him another armoire. Elaine finds recipes for soup in its drawers and then threatens the Soup Nazi with them.

"The Secretary" Season 6, Episode 9

George hires an unattractive secretary in order to stay focused on work, but that doesn't happen. Elaine buys a dress she looks great in at the store, but when she gets home she realizes it's not quite what she wanted. Kramer sells his blue suit to Kenny Bania, but then realizes he left Uma Thurman's number in the pants pocket and now he has nothing to wear from the store. Jerry suspects his dry cleaner has been wearing his clothes out.

"The Mom and Pop Store" Season 6, Episode 8

George buys a convertible that he believes was once owned by Jon Voight. Kramer steals all of Jerrys sneaker and brings them to struggling mom and pop show repair store to give them some business. Elaine answers a radio quiz correctly so Mr. Pitt can be in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Jerry is unsure if he's been invited to a Thanksgiving party, but goes anyway.

"The Marine Biologist" Season 5, Episode 14

Kramer golfs at the beach. Elaine's noisy pocket organizer gets thrown from the car window by a Russian novelist, which then hits a woman in the head, who then calls Jerry in order to find out who the organizer belongs to. George dates a woman who thinks he's a marine biologist. He saves a beached whale who's blow hole was obstructed by a golf ball.

"The Handicap Spot" Season 4, Episode 20

The gang decides to all chip in for a big screen TV for a couple's wedding gift. George takes his father's car which is more spacious and Kramer convinces him to park in a handicap spot when they find a space that isn't a mile away from the store entrance. When they get back to the car they realize a woman in a wheel chair, unable to park in a handicap spot had to park far away and ended up sliding down a hill into the wall. The car is wrecked by an angry mob.

"The Old Man" Season 4, Episode 18

George, Jerry, and Elaine volunteer at a senior citizen home. Elaine's woman has an enormous goiter she can't stop staring at. George gets fired by his guy. Jerry's old man is a huge grouch, whom Jerry then loses when he gets upset when Kramer and Newman try to take the old man's valuable records.

"The Shoes" Season 4, Episode 16

Elaine gets irritated when Jerry's old girlfriend won't stop talking about Elaine's shoes. Jerry and George pitch their idea to NBC, but almost lose the deal when George is caught staring at the president's daughter's cleavage. Kramer starts dating Jerry's old girlfriend - the one who wouldn't kiss Jerry.

"The Barber" Season 5, Episode 8

Jerry goes behind his longtime barber's back with another barber in order to get his ridiculous haircut fixed. Elaine has to allow Kramer to a part of her charity bachelor auction. George starts at a new job, not quite sure if he should be there or not because of the boss's cryptic message.

"The Outing" Season 4, Episode 17

Elaine makes a joke about Jerry and George being a gay couple for the benefit of an eavesdropper. However, once that eavesdropper turns out to be the NYU student George and Jerry are frantic to prove their heterosexuality.

"The Movie" Season 4, Episode 14

A simple plan to catch a movie turns into a communication nightmare for the gang.

"The Bris" Season 5, Episode 5

Jerry and Elaine are made godparents of their friends' new baby. It doesn't last long once Elaine hires a belligerent Rabi to perform the bris. George is outraged when a mental patient jumps from the hospital roof onto his parked car. Kramer discovers a pig man in the hospital when he gets lost.

"The Fusilli Jerry" Season 6, Episode 20

Kramer gets a new license plate, but the DMV gives him someone else's vanity plate: ASSMAN. George's mom gets plastic surgery and then thinks Kramer is hitting on her. Elaine informs Jerry that Puddy is using his "move" in bed. Jerry confronts Puddy and insists he not use the move anymore. George tries to use the move, but messes it up.

"The Diplomat's Club" Season 6, Episode 21

Jerry's agent causes him to freak out during a show. Kramer waits in the Diplomat's Club at the airport for Jerry to return from his trip and ends up passing the time by gambling with a wealthy Texas man. Elaine rethinks her plan of quitting when Mr. Pitt tells her he will put her in his will. Mr. Pitt suddenly becomes ill, and his lawyer suspects Elaine is to blame.

"The Visa" Season 4, Episode 15

George meets a successful lawyer who likes his humor. George attempts to prevent Jerry from being himself around her in fear she will be more attracted to Jerry. Elaine is worries about a possible lawsuit against her. Babu Bhatt gets deported because his visa renewal papers were delivered to Jerry instead.

"The Lip Reader" Season 5, Episode 6

Jerry meets a deaf lineswoman at a tennis match who can read lips. George wants to use her talent to find out what his ex-girlfriend says about him at a party. Kramer becomes a ball boy. Elaine pretends to be deaf to get out of talking to her car service driver, but gets caught.

"The Couch" Season 6, Episode 5

Jerry buys a new couch and gives his old one to Elaine, who falls for one of the moving guys. He's perfect, except for his views on abortion. Kramer and Poppy go into business together, opening a restaurant where customers can make their own pizza. George fails to read Breakfast at Tiffany's for his book club, so invites himself to a viewing of the movie at a stranger's house. Poppy leaves a token of affection of Jerry's new couch.

"The Watch" Season 4, Episode 6

Elaine tries to break up with her therapist boyfriend by telling him Kramer is her new boyfriend. She meets Joe Davola and exchanges numbers with him. Jerry tries to buy his old watch back from uncle Leo who found it in the trash when Jerry put it there. George gets the NBC deal back, but at less money.

"The Wallet" Season 4, Episode 5

Jerry has to get back the watch he threw into the trash from uncle Leo who took it from the trash so his parents won't be mad. George passes on the NBC deal. Morty loses his wallet at the Dr.'s office but insists on paying for everything anyway.

"The Letter" Season 3, Episode 21

Elaine refuses to remove her Baltimore Orioles cap while at a NY Yankees game. Jerry's artist girlfriend paints a portrait of Kramer. George gets wrangled in to buying a painting. The girlfriend plagiarizes a letter from a movie.

"The Trip" Part 1: Season 4, Episode 1

Jerry and George head to LA to appear on The Tonight Show and look for Kramer.

"The Ticket" Season 4, Episode 4

Newman uses Kramer as a witness in his speeding ticket trial although Kramer is suffering from the effects of a fight with Joe Davola. Jerry and George pitch their sitcom idea to NBC.

"The Robbery" Season 1, Episode 2

Jerry has Elaine watch his apartment while he's away at a show. Kramer leaves the door open and someone steals all of Jerry's electronics. So Jerry starts looking for another apartment and finds the perfect place, but George's interest in the same apartment causes both of them to lose out.

"The Chinese Woman" Season 6, Episode 4

Jerry meets a white woman who thinks she's Chinese. Kramer becomes concerned about his sperm count so decides to go commando. George's parents decide to split up, then get back together, then split up again. Elaine and Jerry spot Mr. Costanza with a man in a cape.

"The Doodle" Season 6, Episode 19

George dates a woman from Elaine's art class and is insulted when she doodles a caricature of him. Newman gives Jerry's apartment fleas so he has to fumigate, but Elaine leaves the manuscript she's supposed to read inside. Jerry's parents must leave the apartment too, so they stay in Elaine's luxury suite.

"The Stock Tip" Season 1, Episode 4

George gets Jerry to buy stock with him, but when the man who is supposed to tell them when to sell ends up in the hospital, Jerry panics.

"The Kiss Hello" Season 6, Episode 16

Kramer decides to display photos of everyone living in the apartment building in order to make everyone friendlier. But things get too friendly for Jerry when the women of the building insist on him kissing them hello. Jerry opens a can of worms when he finds out uncle Leo was supposed to give $50 to his sister years ago, but neglected to do so. Elaine's chiropractor girlfriend has an outdated hairdo and charges George an appointment fee when he neglects to give 24 hour notice cancellation.

"The Nap" Season 8, Episode 18

George converts his desk into a place to sleep. Jerry has issues with the contractor redoing his kitchen. Kramer starts to swim in the river when the pool gets too crowded. Elaine's back-obsessed boyfriend sends her a mattress.

"The Beard" Season 6, Episode 15

Elaine falls for her gay friend and tries to convert him. Kramer sets a toupee-wearing George up with an old friend - who turns out to be bald. Jerry dates a police woman who makes him take a polygraph test to determine whether he watches Melrose Place.

"The Millenium" Season 8, Episode 20

Kramer and Newman battle it out for who will get to host a Millenium party. Elaine attempts to put one store out of business by spending her money in a similar store, but doesn't realize the stores are owned by the same person.

"The Pledge Drive" Season 6, Episode 3

Kramer gets Jerry to cash all the old checks his Nana sent him over the years, which puts Nana in debt. Elaine breaks up her friend Noreen and Noreen's boyfriend Danny by continually calling and hanging up because of Danny's high-pitched voice. George insists the waitress at Monk's keeps giving him the finger. Jerry appears on a pledge drive that has Kramer answering the phones.

"The Muffin Tops" Season 8, Episode 21

Elaine's muffin top idea is turned into a store selling nothing but muffin tops. Kramer starts a Peterman Reality Tour. Jerry accidentally shaves his chest hair and must keep up appearances for his girlfriend who likes the clean look. George pretends to be a tourist in order to impress a girl.

"The Yada Yada" Season 8, Episode 19

George's new girlfriend uses "yada yada yada" to pass over important details. Jerry is offended when his dentist converts to Judiasm for the jokes. Elaine's comments about her looking-to-adopt friends loses them their chance. Kramer and Mickey argue over which girl they want when they double date.

"The Gymnast" Season 6, Episode 6

George eats an eclair from the trash and gets caught his girlfriend's mom. Jerry dates a former Russian gymnast. Kramer gets a kidney stone. Elaine tries to tear Mr. Pitt away the 3-D art poster Kramer gave him.

"The Maid" Season 9, Episode 19

Jerry hires a maid, starts dating her, and keeps paying her even though the place is a mess. George wants a new nickname and decides on T-Bone, however that name goes to a coworker while George is christened Coco the monkey. Elaine is assigned a new phone number but keeps getting calls from a young boy who thinks he's calling his grandma who Elaine knows to be dead.

"The Pothole" Season 8, Episode 16

Jerry knocks his girlfriend's toothbrush into the toilet, doesn't tell her, then cannot bring himself to kiss her. Kramer adopts part of a highway and decides to widen the lanes. Elaine pretends to live in a janitor's closet in the building across the street so she can order the flounder from a Chinese restaurant. George drops his keys into a pothole which then gets filled.

"The Soup" Season 6, Episode 7

Jerry accepts an Armani suit from Kenny Bania in exchange for a meal. Kenny orders soup though, which he says isn't a meal. Elaine gets back from England with a boyfriend who does whatever he wants. George asks out a waitress at the coffee shop, but after he makes a comment on manure she suddenly says she has a boyfriend. Kramer gets rid of his refrigerator and eats only fresh food.

"The Bookstore" Season 9, Episode 17

While at a bookstore George takes an expensive book into the bathroom and is forced to buy it. Jerry sees uncle Leo shoplifting. Kramer and Newman set up a rickshaw business and Elaine gets in trouble when she has a drunken make out session at an office party.

"The Big Salad" Season 6, Episode 2

Jerry discovers his girlfriend was once dumped by Newman. George goes out of his way to let Elaine know that it was he who bought her the big salad from the restaurant and not his girlfriend. Kramer thinks he might be to blame when his golfing buddy kills a dry cleaner after getting in a spat with Kramer on the green.

"The Frogger" Season 9, Episode 18

George decides to buy an old Frogger game when he sees that he still holds the high score from when he was a kid. But in order to do so, he can't pull the plug his score will be lost. Jerry finds his girlfriend's habit of finishing his sentences rather annoying. Elaine gets fed up with all the office parties and boycotts them, but realizes she'd gotten used to her afternoon sugar fix. So, she sneaks some cake from Peterman's office, not realizing it's worth $29,000. Jerry stays with his girlfriend just because he's afraid to go out at night with a serial killer on the loose.

"The Stall" Season 5, Episdoe 12

In the movie theater bathroom Elaine finds herself without any toilet paper. The woman next to her cannot spare a square. George is in awe of Elaine's super cool boyfriend and agrees to go rock climbing with him and Kramer. Unfortunately George and Kramer fail to tie a knot and Tony takes a tumble. Kramer recognizes Jerry's girlfriend's voice from his sexual phone calls.

"The Burning" Season 9, Episode 16

Kramer and Mickey get an acting gig at the hospital. Jerry's girlfriend identifies herself as "me" and has a 'tractor story'. Elaine finds out Puddy is religious and that he thinks Elaine is going to hell. George learns to go out on a high note.

"The Wizard" Season 9, Episode 15

Jerry buys his dad a Wizard portable computer for $200, but tells his dad he got it on the street for $50. Kramer learns he'll be receiving royalties from the movie their making based on his coffee table book and so he retires to Florida and gets a place next to Jerry's parents. Kramer decides to run for the condo board of directors, but gets caught without shoes in the pool area. He then needs to buy everyone Wizarsds, but Jerry gets Willards instead. Elaine attempts to figure out if her boyfriend is black or white. George lies to Susan's parents and gets mad when they don't call him on it.

"The Boyfriend: Part 1" Season 3, Episode 17

Jerry meets Keith Hernandez at the gym. They decide to go out. But then Keith becomes interested in Elaine, making Jerry jealous. George tries to keep collecting his unemployment checks by making up a company he supposedly applied for. Kramer and Newman recall an incident where they believe Keith Hernandez spit on them. Jerry debunks the story proving that there had to be another shooter.

"The Switch" Season 6, Episode 11

Elaine let's a potential employer borrow Mr. Pitt's tennis racket, but finds it difficult to get it back later. Jerry's girlfriend doesn't laugh - ever. But her roommate does. George comes up with a way to pull off the switch - Jerry will suggest a menage a trois. George suspects his girlfriend is bulimic, so he gets Kramer to contact his mom who is a bathroom maid. George then finds out Kramer's first name!

"The Strongbox" Season 9, Episode 14

Kramer buys a strongbox due to some recent burglaries in the building. He tries to hide the key in Jerry's apartment, where Jerry keeps finding it. Jerry refuses to let a man into the building because he doesn't know him - then it turns out he's Phil, Jerry's neighbor. Kramer then hides the key in Phil's apartment where his pet bird eats it and dies. Kramer and Jerry then need to dig up the bird in order to get the key and open the strongbox to get Jerry's cuff links. George tries to break up with his girlfriend, but she won't accept it. Elaine dates a poor man, who she thinks is a superhero.

"The Race" Season 6, Episode 10

Kramer gets a Santa job. Jerry has to re-race an old high school rival who doesn't believe Jerry could have beat him. Elaine's boyfriend is a communist.

"The Cartoon" Season 9, Eposode 13

George dates a woman who looks like Jerry. Elaine steals a Ziggy cartoon and sends it to the New Yorker. Jerry's comment about a fellow struggling comedian that she should quit, causes her to use Jerry as her subject matter.

"The Invitations" Season 7, Episode 22

George chooses the cheapest invitations for his and Susan's wedding. As a result of licking all those envelopes Susan dies. In order to keep their his and George's pact, Jerry proposes to Janeanne, who is a female version of himself.

"The Dealership" Season 9, Episode 11

Jerry is out to buy a new car from Puddy. Kramer takes the car our for a test drive to see just how far she'll go. George is starving and launches a rampage when one of the mechanics steals George's Twix bar that didn't drop from the machine. Elaine and Puddy break up, but Jerry needs to put them back together in order to get the good deals on the car.

"The Strike" Season 9, Episode 10

Kramer goes back to work at H & H Bagels after a 12 year strike. George makes up a fake charity and gives slips of paper as Christmas gifts. Elaine gives a fake number to a denim vest wearer, then realizes she wrote the number on the back of her Atomic Sub card. She goes to great lengths to retrieve the card so she can get a free sub. Kramer learns about Mr. Costanza's made-up holiday, Festivus, and convinces him to bring back the lost holiday tradition. Jerry dates "two-face," a woman who can look great or terrible depending on what light she's in.

"The Chicken Roaster" Season 8, Episdoe 8

A Kenny Roger's Roaster open up across the street from Kramer's apartment. The fluorescent red sign drives Kramer crazy and he gets Jerry to switch apartments. Newman gets Kramer hooked on the chicken, making him reluctant to continue picketing the restaurant. Elaine gets a little too exuberant with her company's credit card, especially when she buys an expensive hat for George. George leaves the hat at a girls house, thinking it will guarantee him a second date.

"The Glasses" Season 5, Episode 3

George believes someone stole his glasses while he was at the pool. Now he has to wear his prescription goggles out in public. He goes to get a new pair with Jerry and Elaine, but ends up buying lady glasses.   Elaine tries to pet a dog and gets bit. Jerry buys a black market air conditioner and has it installed by Kramer. It eventually falls out of the window and lands on the dog that bit Elaine. George claims he saw Jerry's girlfriend kissing Jerry's cousin, but his story isn't very trustworthy since he didn't have his glasses on.

"The Checks" Season 8, Episode 7

Jerry is a hit - in China. He also claims he invented the umbrella twirl. Kramer meets some Chinese tourists and sets to showing them around Manhattan. Elaine finds she has some stiff competition when her boyfriend shushes her during the song "Desperado." George tries to sell his and Jerry's  pilot to a Chinese audience.

"The Abstinence" Season 8, Episode 9

George's girlfriend has mono and cannot have sex. Without his obsession with sex looming over him, George's mind thrives. Elaine gives up sex too, but with reverse effects. Jerry gets bumped at his junior high gig. Kramer turns his apartment into a smoking lounge, resulting in his craggy appearance.

"The Cigar Store Indian" Season 5, Episode 10

Jerry buys a cigar store indian for Elaine after they have a fight. As a result he insults Winona, who is a Native American. Elaine takes Mr. Costanza's TV Guide, not knowing he collects them. George deals with living at home and being treated like a kid. Kramer puts his plan in motion to create a coffee table book about coffee tables.

"The Conversion" Season 5, Episode 11

George decides to convert religions so he can stay with his current girlfriend. Jerry finds a tube of fungus cream in his girlfriends medicine cabinet and gets Elaine to take it to her podiatrist boyfriend to identify it. Kramer finds he has an animal-like quality that makes him irresistible to women, even nuns!

"The Dinner Party" Season 5, Episode 13

The quartet is invited to a dinner party. But before they can arrive they need to get a cake and a bottle of wine. This small task turns out to be more involved than expected.

"The Raincoats" Season 5, Episode 18

Jerry's parents weasel out of dinner with the Costanza's. Instead they go out with Elaine's boyfriend, the close-talker. George tries to weasel out of joining the Big Brother program by claiming he will be traveling to Paris for an indefinite amount of time. Kramer convinces Morty to get the "executive" raincoat he invented out of storage in order to sell. George goes through his parent's attic to find clothes to sell.

"The Fatigues" Season 8, Episode 6

George needs to read a book about risk management so he pretends to be blind so he can get the audio book. Elaine is scared of Ed who works in the mail room, so instead of firing him, she promotes him. Kramer is catering a Jewish singles dinner, but can't cook. He tries to get Mr. Costanza to help him, but George's dad had a terrible incident in the war and since then cannot go into a kitchen. Jerry's girlfriend has a mentor who is dating Kenny Bania, until she sees his act.

"The Fire" Season 5, Episode 19

George panics at his girlfriend's house when a small fire breaks out; he pushes women and children out of his way to get to the door. Elaine's annoying deranged coworker attends one of Jerry's shows and heckles him. In retaliation, Jerry visits her at work and heckles her. She in turn runs from the building and gets her pinky toe cut off.

"The Chaperone" Season 6, Episdoe 1

Jerry dates Miss Rhode Island, but needs a chaperone to go out with them on their dates. Kramer obliges and becomes her new consultant. Jerry and George go to Atlantic City to see the Miss United States pageant where Jerry accidentally kills the doves Miss Rhode Island was going to use in her magic act. George convinces the Yankee team to change their uniforms from polyester to cotton. Elaine gets a job as a personal assistant for Mr. Pitt and spends her time finding him the right pair of white socks.

"The Baby Shower" Season 2, Episode 10

Elaine hosts a baby shower at Jerry's place for a friend who also went out with George once. During the shower, Kramer and a couple of cable installers try to install illegal cable for Jerry. When Jerry's flight is canceled, George picks him up and brings him back to the apartment where Jerry is confronted with a woman whom he never called back.

"The Soul Mate" Season 8, Episode 2

Kramer falls for Jerry's girlfriend and enlists Newman's help to win her over. Elaine's friends keep pressuring her to have a baby, which leads her to find a man who shares her dream of a baby-free future. George hides a tape recorder in his briefcase and leaves it in the foundation's conference room.

"The Nose Job" Season 3, Episode 9

George's girlfriend decides to get a nose job based on an off hand comment from Kramer. Jerry dates a dumb but beautiful actress he meets in an elevator. Elaine poses as Kramer's stepfather's daughter in order to steal back Kramer's favorite jacket.

"The Stand-In" Season 5, Episode 16

Kramer convinces his little friend, Mickey, to "heighten" so they can both keep their jobs standing in on a soap opera. Jerry feels pressure to deliver when he is asked to perform in the hospital for a sick friend. George stays with his current girlfriend only to prove that he's not going to hurt her. Elaine goes out with Jerry's friend, but it doesn't end well when he takes "it" out.

"The Face Painter" Season 6, Episode 22

Jerry scores premium seats at a hockey game. He invites Kramer, Elaine, and Puddy, who paints his face to resemble a devil. After the game, Puddy terrorizes a visiting pastor from El Salvador, who believes he has really seen the devil. George makes the leap to tell his girlfriend he loves her, but either she doesn't hear him or she doesn't want to respond. Kramer gets into a feud with a chimpanzee at the zoo.

"The Blood" Season 9, Episode 4

Kramer closes his account at the blood bank, so begins storing his own blood in his fridge. Jerry gets a cut near his jugular and so his parents worry he's not taking care of himself; they enlist their friend, a wizened fitness trainer, to whip Jerry back into shape. George attempts to combine sex, food, and television into one event. Elaine is insulted when her friend doesn't ask her to babysit her son. She soon wishes she'd never wanted the job.

"The Package" Season 8, Episode 5

Elaine gets a rash but has difficulty finding a doctor who will treat her. Kramer tries to get a refund on Jerry's broker stereo by dismantling it and sending in a package, then blaming the postal service. Uncle Leo gets all his hair singed off when his gas oven explodes. George is smitten with the one-hour photo girl, especially when he finds a risque photo amidst his own photos. He hires Kramer as a personal photographer.

"The Foundation" Season 8, Episode 1

J. Peterman leaves the catalog and puts Elaine in charge. George finds out just how much money Susan really had. Kramer takes karate. Jerry tries to get back together with Mulva.

"The Voice" Season 9, Episode 2

Kramer starts up his one man company: Kramerica. Jerry has to choose between his girlfriend or the kooky voice her belly button inspired. Elaine continues to lose money when she repeatedly make up and breaks up with Puddy. George continues to work for Play Now even though they all hate him.

"The Van Buren Boys" Season 8, Episode 14

Jerry has doubts about his new girlfriend. George has to find a suitable candidate for the scholarship being given in Susan's name. Elaine is given the task of writing Peterman's biography.

"The Masseuse" Season 5, Episode 9

Jerry is the only one who can't seem to get a massage from his masseuse girlfriend. Elaine tries to get her boyfriend, Joel Rifkin, to change his name to something less serial-killerish. George loses his own girlfriend due to his obsession with Jerry's.

"The Butter Shave" Season 9, Episode 1

Kramer finds that butter is the best way to keep his skin soft. Elaine wraps up her trip in Europe with Putty by breaking up with him, then getting back together. George's new employer thinks he's handicapped and so gives George extra accommodations. Jerry is sure his fellow comedian is riding his coattails with laughs and so purposely throws his act.

"The Wife" Season 5, Episode 17

Jerry finds a locket in a jacket pocket. He returns it to his dry cleaner who gives him a 25% discount for him and his family. Jerry's girlfriend pretends to be his wife so she can get the discount too. Elaine can't decide whether a guy at the gym likes her, but is determined to get into his good graces in order to stop him from tattling on George who peed in the public shower. Kramer gets a tan in preparation to meet his girlfriend's parents.

"The Implant" Season 4, Episode 19

Elaine thinks Jerry's new love interest has implants. George's girlfriend's aunt dies and George flies out to the funeral but needs the death certificate to get half off the plane ticket.

"The Little Jerry" Season 8, Episose 11

Kramer's disgust in regular eggs causes him to buy his own chicken - except it's a rooster named Little Jerry Seinfeld. Jerry bounces a check that has clowns and balloons on it; the store owner posts it for everyone to see. George starts dating a jailbird. Elaine convinces her new bald boyfriend to start growing out his hair.

"The Library" Season 3, Episode 5

Jerry gets a notice in the mail asking him to return a book he rented in 1971. George sees his old gym teacher sleeping outside the library. Kramer falls for a librarian.

"The Merv Griffin Show" Season 9, Episode 6

Kramer finds the Merv Griffin set in a dumpster; he takes it home and puts it up in his apartment. George hits a group of pigeons and then a squirrel, which is girlfriend makes him bring to the vet. Jerry's girlfriend has a fantastic toy collection that she won't let him touch. Elaine deals with a 'sidler' at her office.

"The Wait Out" Season 7, Episode 21

George manages to split up a married couple that Jerry and Elaine are happy to be there for during their difficult time. Kramer wears a pair of tight jeans.

"The Pen" Season 3, Episode 3

Jerry and Elaine fly down to Florida to celebrate Mr. Seinfeld's retirement. Elaine hurts her back sleeping on the pullout sofa. Jerry accepts a fancy pen from his parent's friend.

"The Cafe" Season 3, Episode 7

Jerry sets out to help the new cafe owner across the street. George's girlfriend wants him to take an IQ test, so he gets Elaine to take it for him.

The Parking Garage" Season 3, Episode 6

The quartet lose the car in a mall parking garage. Jerry and George get caught urinating in public.

"The Comeback" Season 8, Episode 13

George is steaming over an insult a coworker said to him. Jerry buys a $200 racket from a terrible tennis player. Elaine becomes obsessed with 'Vincent's Picks' at the video store. Kramer works on dying in dignity.

"The Understudy" Season 6, Episode 23

Jerry is dating Bette Midler's understudy who cries all the time. George runs Bette down in a softball game causing her to have to drop out of her Broadway show. Elaine is being insulted by the Korean women at the nail shop, so Elaine hires George's dad to translate for her.

"The Money" Season 8, Episode 12

Jerry's parents sell the Cadillac he bought for them. He goes down to Florida to buy it back for them. George's parents decide to start spending their money; they move to Florida. Elaine buys George's coffee which he takes as an insult.

"The Andrea Doria" Season 8, Episode 10

George loses his new apartment to an Andrea Doria survivor. Elaine goes on blind date with a bad breaker-upper. Jerry delivers Newman's mail in an attempt to get Newman transferred. Kramer has a bad cough, but goes to a vet for his pills.

"The Betrayal" Season 9, Episode 8

Jerry, George, and Elaine head to India for Elaine's friend's wedding. But Elaine and her partiality for peach schnapps lets it slip that she slept with the groom. Kramer is in a wishing war with FDR. George also learns from Elaine that Jerry slept with his girlfriend.

"The Little Kicks" Season 8, Episode 4

Elaine's dancing loses her her employees respect. George tries to be the bad boy. Kramer gets Jerry into a bootlegging scheme with a guy who uses a baseball bat to get his way.

"The Non-Fat Yogurt" Season 5, Episode 7

Everyone is loving the non-fat yogurt at the new yogurt shop. It tastes too good to be true, which turns out to be the case when Jerry and Elaine have the tasty stuff analyzed after Kramer points out their recent weight gains. Jerry attempts to be a better role model and undo the harm he caused when saying F*ck in front of a friend's son.

"The Slicer" Season 9, Episode 7

George and his new boss share a past, and there's a picture to prove it. George steals the photo and attempts to have himself removed from the background, but his boss is removed instead. Jerry's offends and loses his new girlfriend when he scoffs at the idea of a dermatologist saving lives. Kramer gets a meat slicer and a butcher's coat, which he uses to pose as a doctor.

"The Apology" Season 9, Episode 9

Jerry's girlfriend is always naked. Elaine's coworker is scared of Elaine's germs. Kramer tries to learn how to take a shorter shower, but decides to stay in the shower as much as he can. George expects an apology from his old roommate who is getting sober and apologizing to everyone he ever knew.

"The Seven" Season 7, Episode 13

Elaine finds a classic bike she always wanted as a kid, but she hurts her neck getting it off the wall. She claims she'll give the bike to anyone to who can fix her neck. Kramer cracks her neck and expects the bike in return. Jerry's new girlfriend wears the same dress everyday. George's beloved baby name, Seven,  is stolen by Susan's pregnant cousin.

"The Stranded" Season 3, Episode 10

George, Elaine, and Jerry go to a party on Long Island. George ends up taking a coworker home, leaving Jerry and Elaine at the party, where they become the last guests while waiting for Kramer to pick them up. George gets in a tiff when a cashier gives him change for a 10 instead of a 20.

"The Hamptons" Season 5, Episode 20

The quartet heads up to the Hamptons to catch some sun and see the ugliest baby ever. Kramer catches dinner from a commercial lobster trap. Everyone sees George's girlfriend topless, except George. Jerry's girlfriend walks in on George (right after he gets out of the pool).

"The Chinese Restaurant" Season 2, Episode 11

George, Jerry, and Elaine attempt to get a bite to eat before catching a movie. The Chinese restaurant host says it'll be a 5 to 10 minute wait, which ends up being 20 minutes.

"The Reverse Peephole" Season 9, Episode 12

Newman and Kramer install their peepholes backwards in order to scope out possible attacks awaiting them in their apartments. Elaine gets to see Putty's winter coat: a giant fur. At a party, Elaine is the designated keeper of the coats. She throws what she thinks is Putty's coat out the window. Later she realizes it was the host's coat. Kramer and Newman find the fur in a tree. Newman gives it to his landlord's wife, who he is sleeping with.

"The Junior Mint" Season 4, Episode 21

Elaine's old boyfriend "the triangle artist" is in the hospital. Elaine, Jerry, and Kramer go to visit him and there Elaine sees he has lost a LOT of weight. Jerry and Kramer are invited to attend of viewing of the surgery. Kramer offers Jerry a junior mint, which Jerry rejects and inadvertently flings it into the patient. George hears about the artist's precarious situation and buys $1900 worth of his paintings.

"The Caddy" Season 7, Episode 12

Elaine meets up with an old friend, one who has not worn a bra in all the years Elaine has known her. As a birthday gift Elaine gives her a bra, which she decides to wear - as a top! George locks his keys in the car and ends up leaving the car in the company parking lot. His boss sees his car there and believes George is working overtime. George decides to not go into work at all. However, Jerry needs to remove the fliers from the windshield and sees that it needs to be washed because the pigeons have made a mess on it. Kramer is driving the car, but gets distracted by a woman walking down the street with nothing but a bra on top.

"The Calzone" Season 7, Episode 19

George gets his boss hooked on calzones, which he must bring everyday for lunch. But George gets kicked out of the pizzeria when he is seen taking money from the tip jar. He recruits Kramer to get the calzones instead, but Kramer gets kicked out too when he tries to pay in change and gets mad when they overcook his clothes in the oven.

"The Puffy Shirt" Season 5, Episode 2

Kramer's new girlfriend is a low-talker and Jerry unknowingly agrees to wear one of the shirts she designed on the Today Show. George moves back in with his parents because he can't pay the rent, but he bumps into a woman who says he has the most beautiful hands she's ever seen. While George is on the cusp of becoming a hand model, Kramer's girlfriend pushes him into an iron when he insults the hideous puffy shirt Jerry is wearing.

"The Rye" Season 7, Episode 11

George's parents bring a loaf of rye bread to a dinner party at Susan's parent's house, but when they fail to serve the rye after dinner, the Costanzas steal the bread back. George then recruits Jerry and Kramer to smuggle another loaf back in their house. Kramer takes Susan's parents on a horse ride, while Jerry stoops to stealing the last rye loaf of bread from a little old woman.

"The Jacket" Season 2, Episode 3

Jerry finds the perfect jacket and wears it when meeting Elaine's intimidating father. But when it starts snowing, the jacket's outrageous pink lining highly offends Mr. Benes.

The Bubble Boy" Season 4, Episode 7

George and Susan end up visiting a boy in a bubble, while Jerry and Elaine get lost and end up in a diner where the waitress will not return the photo Jerry gives her. Kramer burns down Susan's parent's cabin with his Cuban cigars. George distresses the Bubble Boy, then deflates his plastic chamber.

"The Jimmy" Season 6, Episode 8

The gang's pal, Jimmy, refers to himself in the 3rd person all the time. He also wears a pair of specialty shoes that can make Jimmy jump high! George buys a shipment of the shoes in order to sell alongside Jimmy's knack for advertising. But when Jimmy falls due to a water spill made by Kramer who can't keep water in his mouth since visiting the dentist, George is left to do the pitch himself. Kramer, with his own pair of specialty shoes and drooling issue catches the eye of the head of an organization for the mentally challenged.

"The Junk Mail" Season 9, Episode 5

Kramer wages war against the Postal Service in retaliation for all his junk mail. George rigs up a plan to teach his parent's a lesson for their avoidance of him. Elaine falls for a dreamy man at the diner, who turns out to be The Wiz. Jerry gets a van, then needs to get rid of it.

"The Sponge" Season 7, Episode 9

Jerry gets a girl's number from an AIDS Walk sheet. Elaine stocks up on her beloved now-off-the-market contraceptive (the Sponge). George learns about the Couple's Rule: you must tell each other everything. Kramer refuses to wear the orange AIDS ribbon during the Walk and gets in trouble.