"The Summer of George" Season 8, Episode 22

George gets a severance check from the Yankees and decides he will live it up during the summer. Elaine tries to tell a coworker about her lack of arm movement when walking and ends up infuriating her. Jerry is dating a waitress who is living with another man. Kramer accidentally gets a Tony award and will be allowed to keep it, if he agrees to fire Raquel Welch, who does not take kindly to the information. 

"The Sniffing Accountant" Season 5, Episode 4

Jerry, Kramer, and Newman suspect their accountant is using their money to buy drugs. They set up a stake out to be sure. George gets an interview for a job selling bras, but quickly loses it when he messes with the wrong woman.

"The Mango" Season 5, Episode 1

Jerry is crestfallen when Elaine reveals that she faked it every time with Jerry. He is determined to get another chance. Kramer gets himself banned from the fruit store enlists Jerry and George's help. George worries about his performance in bed, but then feels rejuvenated when he takes a bite of mango.

"The Contest" Season 4, Episode 11

George's mom catches him during a private moment and falls and hurts her back. The gang wage a bet to see which one of them can go the longest without private time, but temptation is everywhere!

"The Cheever Letters" Season 4, Episode 8

George has to tell Susan's father about his beloved cabin that Kramer burned down. Kramer goes to the Cuban embassy to get more Cuban cigars. Jerry starts seeing Elaine's annoying receptionist, but messes things up with he tries to keep up with her dirty talk. Letters from John Cheever to Susan's father are all that remain from the fire.

"The Good Samartitan" Season 3, Episode 20

At Elaine's insistence, Jerry follows a car that he sees sideswipe another car and keep going. When he finally catches up to the criminal he falls for her. Then it turns out the car she hit is a woman Jerry's had a longtime crush on; he tries to get rid of the criminal so he can date the victim. George starts seeing a married woman who falls for him when he says "God bless you" instead of her husband. Kramer has seizures at the sound of Mary Hart's voice.

"The Male Unbonding" Season 1, Episode 3

Jerry tries to break it off with a childhood friend he always feel obligated to talk to. But when the man starts to cry, Jerry offers to take him to a baseball game. Then Jerry compiles a list of excuses to keep by the phone so he'll never be caught without a reason to not hang out with him.

"The Seinfeld Chronicles" Season 1, Episode 1

Jerry is convinced a woman he met in Lansing is interested in romance when she asks to stay at his apartment for a couple of days. George disagrees.

"The Doorman" Season 6, Episode 17

Elaine house-sits for Mr. Pitt and when Jerry tries to visit her he offends the doorman. So on another visit he agrees to watch the door while the doorman goes out. But when Jerry leaves his post, the lobby couch is stolen, and Jerry is held responsible. George offers to give Jerry back the the pee-stained couch Poppy sat on so that his father won't have a place to sleep. Kramer and Mr. Costanza work on a patent for the male bra, but can't decide on the name: Bro or Manzier.

"The Soup Nazi" Season 7, Episode 6

Elaine buys an armoire she sees on the street, but her apartment building prohibits moving on Sunday. She gets Kramer to watch it for her until the next day, but he allows it to get stolen. Everyone is gaga for soup, but it's not easy to get with the Soup Nazi taking your order. Elaine is banned for 2 years. Kramer, feeling bad about losing the armoire, gets the Soup Nazi to give him another armoire. Elaine finds recipes for soup in its drawers and then threatens the Soup Nazi with them.

"The Secretary" Season 6, Episode 9

George hires an unattractive secretary in order to stay focused on work, but that doesn't happen. Elaine buys a dress she looks great in at the store, but when she gets home she realizes it's not quite what she wanted. Kramer sells his blue suit to Kenny Bania, but then realizes he left Uma Thurman's number in the pants pocket and now he has nothing to wear from the store. Jerry suspects his dry cleaner has been wearing his clothes out.

"The Mom and Pop Store" Season 6, Episode 8

George buys a convertible that he believes was once owned by Jon Voight. Kramer steals all of Jerrys sneaker and brings them to struggling mom and pop show repair store to give them some business. Elaine answers a radio quiz correctly so Mr. Pitt can be in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Jerry is unsure if he's been invited to a Thanksgiving party, but goes anyway.

"The Marine Biologist" Season 5, Episode 14

Kramer golfs at the beach. Elaine's noisy pocket organizer gets thrown from the car window by a Russian novelist, which then hits a woman in the head, who then calls Jerry in order to find out who the organizer belongs to. George dates a woman who thinks he's a marine biologist. He saves a beached whale who's blow hole was obstructed by a golf ball.

"The Handicap Spot" Season 4, Episode 20

The gang decides to all chip in for a big screen TV for a couple's wedding gift. George takes his father's car which is more spacious and Kramer convinces him to park in a handicap spot when they find a space that isn't a mile away from the store entrance. When they get back to the car they realize a woman in a wheel chair, unable to park in a handicap spot had to park far away and ended up sliding down a hill into the wall. The car is wrecked by an angry mob.

"The Old Man" Season 4, Episode 18

George, Jerry, and Elaine volunteer at a senior citizen home. Elaine's woman has an enormous goiter she can't stop staring at. George gets fired by his guy. Jerry's old man is a huge grouch, whom Jerry then loses when he gets upset when Kramer and Newman try to take the old man's valuable records.

"The Shoes" Season 4, Episode 16

Elaine gets irritated when Jerry's old girlfriend won't stop talking about Elaine's shoes. Jerry and George pitch their idea to NBC, but almost lose the deal when George is caught staring at the president's daughter's cleavage. Kramer starts dating Jerry's old girlfriend - the one who wouldn't kiss Jerry.

"The Barber" Season 5, Episode 8

Jerry goes behind his longtime barber's back with another barber in order to get his ridiculous haircut fixed. Elaine has to allow Kramer to a part of her charity bachelor auction. George starts at a new job, not quite sure if he should be there or not because of the boss's cryptic message.

"The Outing" Season 4, Episode 17

Elaine makes a joke about Jerry and George being a gay couple for the benefit of an eavesdropper. However, once that eavesdropper turns out to be the NYU student George and Jerry are frantic to prove their heterosexuality.

"The Movie" Season 4, Episode 14

A simple plan to catch a movie turns into a communication nightmare for the gang.

"The Bris" Season 5, Episode 5

Jerry and Elaine are made godparents of their friends' new baby. It doesn't last long once Elaine hires a belligerent Rabi to perform the bris. George is outraged when a mental patient jumps from the hospital roof onto his parked car. Kramer discovers a pig man in the hospital when he gets lost.

"The Fusilli Jerry" Season 6, Episode 20

Kramer gets a new license plate, but the DMV gives him someone else's vanity plate: ASSMAN. George's mom gets plastic surgery and then thinks Kramer is hitting on her. Elaine informs Jerry that Puddy is using his "move" in bed. Jerry confronts Puddy and insists he not use the move anymore. George tries to use the move, but messes it up.

"The Diplomat's Club" Season 6, Episode 21

Jerry's agent causes him to freak out during a show. Kramer waits in the Diplomat's Club at the airport for Jerry to return from his trip and ends up passing the time by gambling with a wealthy Texas man. Elaine rethinks her plan of quitting when Mr. Pitt tells her he will put her in his will. Mr. Pitt suddenly becomes ill, and his lawyer suspects Elaine is to blame.

"The Visa" Season 4, Episode 15

George meets a successful lawyer who likes his humor. George attempts to prevent Jerry from being himself around her in fear she will be more attracted to Jerry. Elaine is worries about a possible lawsuit against her. Babu Bhatt gets deported because his visa renewal papers were delivered to Jerry instead.

"The Lip Reader" Season 5, Episode 6

Jerry meets a deaf lineswoman at a tennis match who can read lips. George wants to use her talent to find out what his ex-girlfriend says about him at a party. Kramer becomes a ball boy. Elaine pretends to be deaf to get out of talking to her car service driver, but gets caught.

"The Couch" Season 6, Episode 5

Jerry buys a new couch and gives his old one to Elaine, who falls for one of the moving guys. He's perfect, except for his views on abortion. Kramer and Poppy go into business together, opening a restaurant where customers can make their own pizza. George fails to read Breakfast at Tiffany's for his book club, so invites himself to a viewing of the movie at a stranger's house. Poppy leaves a token of affection of Jerry's new couch.

"The Watch" Season 4, Episode 6

Elaine tries to break up with her therapist boyfriend by telling him Kramer is her new boyfriend. She meets Joe Davola and exchanges numbers with him. Jerry tries to buy his old watch back from uncle Leo who found it in the trash when Jerry put it there. George gets the NBC deal back, but at less money.

"The Wallet" Season 4, Episode 5

Jerry has to get back the watch he threw into the trash from uncle Leo who took it from the trash so his parents won't be mad. George passes on the NBC deal. Morty loses his wallet at the Dr.'s office but insists on paying for everything anyway.

"The Letter" Season 3, Episode 21

Elaine refuses to remove her Baltimore Orioles cap while at a NY Yankees game. Jerry's artist girlfriend paints a portrait of Kramer. George gets wrangled in to buying a painting. The girlfriend plagiarizes a letter from a movie.

"The Trip" Part 1: Season 4, Episode 1

Jerry and George head to LA to appear on The Tonight Show and look for Kramer.

"The Ticket" Season 4, Episode 4

Newman uses Kramer as a witness in his speeding ticket trial although Kramer is suffering from the effects of a fight with Joe Davola. Jerry and George pitch their sitcom idea to NBC.

"The Robbery" Season 1, Episode 2

Jerry has Elaine watch his apartment while he's away at a show. Kramer leaves the door open and someone steals all of Jerry's electronics. So Jerry starts looking for another apartment and finds the perfect place, but George's interest in the same apartment causes both of them to lose out.

"The Chinese Woman" Season 6, Episode 4

Jerry meets a white woman who thinks she's Chinese. Kramer becomes concerned about his sperm count so decides to go commando. George's parents decide to split up, then get back together, then split up again. Elaine and Jerry spot Mr. Costanza with a man in a cape.

"The Doodle" Season 6, Episode 19

George dates a woman from Elaine's art class and is insulted when she doodles a caricature of him. Newman gives Jerry's apartment fleas so he has to fumigate, but Elaine leaves the manuscript she's supposed to read inside. Jerry's parents must leave the apartment too, so they stay in Elaine's luxury suite.

"The Stock Tip" Season 1, Episode 4

George gets Jerry to buy stock with him, but when the man who is supposed to tell them when to sell ends up in the hospital, Jerry panics.

"The Kiss Hello" Season 6, Episode 16

Kramer decides to display photos of everyone living in the apartment building in order to make everyone friendlier. But things get too friendly for Jerry when the women of the building insist on him kissing them hello. Jerry opens a can of worms when he finds out uncle Leo was supposed to give $50 to his sister years ago, but neglected to do so. Elaine's chiropractor girlfriend has an outdated hairdo and charges George an appointment fee when he neglects to give 24 hour notice cancellation.

"The Nap" Season 8, Episode 18

George converts his desk into a place to sleep. Jerry has issues with the contractor redoing his kitchen. Kramer starts to swim in the river when the pool gets too crowded. Elaine's back-obsessed boyfriend sends her a mattress.

"The Beard" Season 6, Episode 15

Elaine falls for her gay friend and tries to convert him. Kramer sets a toupee-wearing George up with an old friend - who turns out to be bald. Jerry dates a police woman who makes him take a polygraph test to determine whether he watches Melrose Place.

"The Millenium" Season 8, Episode 20

Kramer and Newman battle it out for who will get to host a Millenium party. Elaine attempts to put one store out of business by spending her money in a similar store, but doesn't realize the stores are owned by the same person.

"The Pledge Drive" Season 6, Episode 3

Kramer gets Jerry to cash all the old checks his Nana sent him over the years, which puts Nana in debt. Elaine breaks up her friend Noreen and Noreen's boyfriend Danny by continually calling and hanging up because of Danny's high-pitched voice. George insists the waitress at Monk's keeps giving him the finger. Jerry appears on a pledge drive that has Kramer answering the phones.

"The Muffin Tops" Season 8, Episode 21

Elaine's muffin top idea is turned into a store selling nothing but muffin tops. Kramer starts a Peterman Reality Tour. Jerry accidentally shaves his chest hair and must keep up appearances for his girlfriend who likes the clean look. George pretends to be a tourist in order to impress a girl.