"The Yada Yada" Season 8, Episode 19

George's new girlfriend uses "yada yada yada" to pass over important details. Jerry is offended when his dentist converts to Judiasm for the jokes. Elaine's comments about her looking-to-adopt friends loses them their chance. Kramer and Mickey argue over which girl they want when they double date.

"The Gymnast" Season 6, Episode 6

George eats an eclair from the trash and gets caught his girlfriend's mom. Jerry dates a former Russian gymnast. Kramer gets a kidney stone. Elaine tries to tear Mr. Pitt away the 3-D art poster Kramer gave him.

"The Maid" Season 9, Episode 19

Jerry hires a maid, starts dating her, and keeps paying her even though the place is a mess. George wants a new nickname and decides on T-Bone, however that name goes to a coworker while George is christened Coco the monkey. Elaine is assigned a new phone number but keeps getting calls from a young boy who thinks he's calling his grandma who Elaine knows to be dead.

"The Pothole" Season 8, Episode 16

Jerry knocks his girlfriend's toothbrush into the toilet, doesn't tell her, then cannot bring himself to kiss her. Kramer adopts part of a highway and decides to widen the lanes. Elaine pretends to live in a janitor's closet in the building across the street so she can order the flounder from a Chinese restaurant. George drops his keys into a pothole which then gets filled.

"The Soup" Season 6, Episode 7

Jerry accepts an Armani suit from Kenny Bania in exchange for a meal. Kenny orders soup though, which he says isn't a meal. Elaine gets back from England with a boyfriend who does whatever he wants. George asks out a waitress at the coffee shop, but after he makes a comment on manure she suddenly says she has a boyfriend. Kramer gets rid of his refrigerator and eats only fresh food.

"The Bookstore" Season 9, Episode 17

While at a bookstore George takes an expensive book into the bathroom and is forced to buy it. Jerry sees uncle Leo shoplifting. Kramer and Newman set up a rickshaw business and Elaine gets in trouble when she has a drunken make out session at an office party.

"The Big Salad" Season 6, Episode 2

Jerry discovers his girlfriend was once dumped by Newman. George goes out of his way to let Elaine know that it was he who bought her the big salad from the restaurant and not his girlfriend. Kramer thinks he might be to blame when his golfing buddy kills a dry cleaner after getting in a spat with Kramer on the green.

"The Frogger" Season 9, Episode 18

George decides to buy an old Frogger game when he sees that he still holds the high score from when he was a kid. But in order to do so, he can't pull the plug his score will be lost. Jerry finds his girlfriend's habit of finishing his sentences rather annoying. Elaine gets fed up with all the office parties and boycotts them, but realizes she'd gotten used to her afternoon sugar fix. So, she sneaks some cake from Peterman's office, not realizing it's worth $29,000. Jerry stays with his girlfriend just because he's afraid to go out at night with a serial killer on the loose.

"The Stall" Season 5, Episdoe 12

In the movie theater bathroom Elaine finds herself without any toilet paper. The woman next to her cannot spare a square. George is in awe of Elaine's super cool boyfriend and agrees to go rock climbing with him and Kramer. Unfortunately George and Kramer fail to tie a knot and Tony takes a tumble. Kramer recognizes Jerry's girlfriend's voice from his sexual phone calls.

"The Burning" Season 9, Episode 16

Kramer and Mickey get an acting gig at the hospital. Jerry's girlfriend identifies herself as "me" and has a 'tractor story'. Elaine finds out Puddy is religious and that he thinks Elaine is going to hell. George learns to go out on a high note.

"The Wizard" Season 9, Episode 15

Jerry buys his dad a Wizard portable computer for $200, but tells his dad he got it on the street for $50. Kramer learns he'll be receiving royalties from the movie their making based on his coffee table book and so he retires to Florida and gets a place next to Jerry's parents. Kramer decides to run for the condo board of directors, but gets caught without shoes in the pool area. He then needs to buy everyone Wizarsds, but Jerry gets Willards instead. Elaine attempts to figure out if her boyfriend is black or white. George lies to Susan's parents and gets mad when they don't call him on it.

"The Boyfriend: Part 1" Season 3, Episode 17

Jerry meets Keith Hernandez at the gym. They decide to go out. But then Keith becomes interested in Elaine, making Jerry jealous. George tries to keep collecting his unemployment checks by making up a company he supposedly applied for. Kramer and Newman recall an incident where they believe Keith Hernandez spit on them. Jerry debunks the story proving that there had to be another shooter.

"The Switch" Season 6, Episode 11

Elaine let's a potential employer borrow Mr. Pitt's tennis racket, but finds it difficult to get it back later. Jerry's girlfriend doesn't laugh - ever. But her roommate does. George comes up with a way to pull off the switch - Jerry will suggest a menage a trois. George suspects his girlfriend is bulimic, so he gets Kramer to contact his mom who is a bathroom maid. George then finds out Kramer's first name!

"The Strongbox" Season 9, Episode 14

Kramer buys a strongbox due to some recent burglaries in the building. He tries to hide the key in Jerry's apartment, where Jerry keeps finding it. Jerry refuses to let a man into the building because he doesn't know him - then it turns out he's Phil, Jerry's neighbor. Kramer then hides the key in Phil's apartment where his pet bird eats it and dies. Kramer and Jerry then need to dig up the bird in order to get the key and open the strongbox to get Jerry's cuff links. George tries to break up with his girlfriend, but she won't accept it. Elaine dates a poor man, who she thinks is a superhero.

"The Race" Season 6, Episode 10

Kramer gets a Santa job. Jerry has to re-race an old high school rival who doesn't believe Jerry could have beat him. Elaine's boyfriend is a communist.

"The Cartoon" Season 9, Eposode 13

George dates a woman who looks like Jerry. Elaine steals a Ziggy cartoon and sends it to the New Yorker. Jerry's comment about a fellow struggling comedian that she should quit, causes her to use Jerry as her subject matter.

"The Invitations" Season 7, Episode 22

George chooses the cheapest invitations for his and Susan's wedding. As a result of licking all those envelopes Susan dies. In order to keep their his and George's pact, Jerry proposes to Janeanne, who is a female version of himself.

"The Dealership" Season 9, Episode 11

Jerry is out to buy a new car from Puddy. Kramer takes the car our for a test drive to see just how far she'll go. George is starving and launches a rampage when one of the mechanics steals George's Twix bar that didn't drop from the machine. Elaine and Puddy break up, but Jerry needs to put them back together in order to get the good deals on the car.

"The Strike" Season 9, Episode 10

Kramer goes back to work at H & H Bagels after a 12 year strike. George makes up a fake charity and gives slips of paper as Christmas gifts. Elaine gives a fake number to a denim vest wearer, then realizes she wrote the number on the back of her Atomic Sub card. She goes to great lengths to retrieve the card so she can get a free sub. Kramer learns about Mr. Costanza's made-up holiday, Festivus, and convinces him to bring back the lost holiday tradition. Jerry dates "two-face," a woman who can look great or terrible depending on what light she's in.

"The Chicken Roaster" Season 8, Episdoe 8

A Kenny Roger's Roaster open up across the street from Kramer's apartment. The fluorescent red sign drives Kramer crazy and he gets Jerry to switch apartments. Newman gets Kramer hooked on the chicken, making him reluctant to continue picketing the restaurant. Elaine gets a little too exuberant with her company's credit card, especially when she buys an expensive hat for George. George leaves the hat at a girls house, thinking it will guarantee him a second date.

"The Glasses" Season 5, Episode 3

George believes someone stole his glasses while he was at the pool. Now he has to wear his prescription goggles out in public. He goes to get a new pair with Jerry and Elaine, but ends up buying lady glasses.   Elaine tries to pet a dog and gets bit. Jerry buys a black market air conditioner and has it installed by Kramer. It eventually falls out of the window and lands on the dog that bit Elaine. George claims he saw Jerry's girlfriend kissing Jerry's cousin, but his story isn't very trustworthy since he didn't have his glasses on.

"The Checks" Season 8, Episode 7

Jerry is a hit - in China. He also claims he invented the umbrella twirl. Kramer meets some Chinese tourists and sets to showing them around Manhattan. Elaine finds she has some stiff competition when her boyfriend shushes her during the song "Desperado." George tries to sell his and Jerry's  pilot to a Chinese audience.

"The Abstinence" Season 8, Episode 9

George's girlfriend has mono and cannot have sex. Without his obsession with sex looming over him, George's mind thrives. Elaine gives up sex too, but with reverse effects. Jerry gets bumped at his junior high gig. Kramer turns his apartment into a smoking lounge, resulting in his craggy appearance.

"The Cigar Store Indian" Season 5, Episode 10

Jerry buys a cigar store indian for Elaine after they have a fight. As a result he insults Winona, who is a Native American. Elaine takes Mr. Costanza's TV Guide, not knowing he collects them. George deals with living at home and being treated like a kid. Kramer puts his plan in motion to create a coffee table book about coffee tables.

"The Conversion" Season 5, Episode 11

George decides to convert religions so he can stay with his current girlfriend. Jerry finds a tube of fungus cream in his girlfriends medicine cabinet and gets Elaine to take it to her podiatrist boyfriend to identify it. Kramer finds he has an animal-like quality that makes him irresistible to women, even nuns!

"The Dinner Party" Season 5, Episode 13

The quartet is invited to a dinner party. But before they can arrive they need to get a cake and a bottle of wine. This small task turns out to be more involved than expected.

"The Raincoats" Season 5, Episode 18

Jerry's parents weasel out of dinner with the Costanza's. Instead they go out with Elaine's boyfriend, the close-talker. George tries to weasel out of joining the Big Brother program by claiming he will be traveling to Paris for an indefinite amount of time. Kramer convinces Morty to get the "executive" raincoat he invented out of storage in order to sell. George goes through his parent's attic to find clothes to sell.

"The Fatigues" Season 8, Episode 6

George needs to read a book about risk management so he pretends to be blind so he can get the audio book. Elaine is scared of Ed who works in the mail room, so instead of firing him, she promotes him. Kramer is catering a Jewish singles dinner, but can't cook. He tries to get Mr. Costanza to help him, but George's dad had a terrible incident in the war and since then cannot go into a kitchen. Jerry's girlfriend has a mentor who is dating Kenny Bania, until she sees his act.

"The Fire" Season 5, Episode 19

George panics at his girlfriend's house when a small fire breaks out; he pushes women and children out of his way to get to the door. Elaine's annoying deranged coworker attends one of Jerry's shows and heckles him. In retaliation, Jerry visits her at work and heckles her. She in turn runs from the building and gets her pinky toe cut off.

"The Chaperone" Season 6, Episdoe 1

Jerry dates Miss Rhode Island, but needs a chaperone to go out with them on their dates. Kramer obliges and becomes her new consultant. Jerry and George go to Atlantic City to see the Miss United States pageant where Jerry accidentally kills the doves Miss Rhode Island was going to use in her magic act. George convinces the Yankee team to change their uniforms from polyester to cotton. Elaine gets a job as a personal assistant for Mr. Pitt and spends her time finding him the right pair of white socks.

"The Baby Shower" Season 2, Episode 10

Elaine hosts a baby shower at Jerry's place for a friend who also went out with George once. During the shower, Kramer and a couple of cable installers try to install illegal cable for Jerry. When Jerry's flight is canceled, George picks him up and brings him back to the apartment where Jerry is confronted with a woman whom he never called back.

"The Soul Mate" Season 8, Episode 2

Kramer falls for Jerry's girlfriend and enlists Newman's help to win her over. Elaine's friends keep pressuring her to have a baby, which leads her to find a man who shares her dream of a baby-free future. George hides a tape recorder in his briefcase and leaves it in the foundation's conference room.

"The Nose Job" Season 3, Episode 9

George's girlfriend decides to get a nose job based on an off hand comment from Kramer. Jerry dates a dumb but beautiful actress he meets in an elevator. Elaine poses as Kramer's stepfather's daughter in order to steal back Kramer's favorite jacket.

"The Stand-In" Season 5, Episode 16

Kramer convinces his little friend, Mickey, to "heighten" so they can both keep their jobs standing in on a soap opera. Jerry feels pressure to deliver when he is asked to perform in the hospital for a sick friend. George stays with his current girlfriend only to prove that he's not going to hurt her. Elaine goes out with Jerry's friend, but it doesn't end well when he takes "it" out.

"The Face Painter" Season 6, Episode 22

Jerry scores premium seats at a hockey game. He invites Kramer, Elaine, and Puddy, who paints his face to resemble a devil. After the game, Puddy terrorizes a visiting pastor from El Salvador, who believes he has really seen the devil. George makes the leap to tell his girlfriend he loves her, but either she doesn't hear him or she doesn't want to respond. Kramer gets into a feud with a chimpanzee at the zoo.

"The Blood" Season 9, Episode 4

Kramer closes his account at the blood bank, so begins storing his own blood in his fridge. Jerry gets a cut near his jugular and so his parents worry he's not taking care of himself; they enlist their friend, a wizened fitness trainer, to whip Jerry back into shape. George attempts to combine sex, food, and television into one event. Elaine is insulted when her friend doesn't ask her to babysit her son. She soon wishes she'd never wanted the job.

"The Package" Season 8, Episode 5

Elaine gets a rash but has difficulty finding a doctor who will treat her. Kramer tries to get a refund on Jerry's broker stereo by dismantling it and sending in a package, then blaming the postal service. Uncle Leo gets all his hair singed off when his gas oven explodes. George is smitten with the one-hour photo girl, especially when he finds a risque photo amidst his own photos. He hires Kramer as a personal photographer.

"The Foundation" Season 8, Episode 1

J. Peterman leaves the catalog and puts Elaine in charge. George finds out just how much money Susan really had. Kramer takes karate. Jerry tries to get back together with Mulva.

"The Voice" Season 9, Episode 2

Kramer starts up his one man company: Kramerica. Jerry has to choose between his girlfriend or the kooky voice her belly button inspired. Elaine continues to lose money when she repeatedly make up and breaks up with Puddy. George continues to work for Play Now even though they all hate him.

"The Van Buren Boys" Season 8, Episode 14

Jerry has doubts about his new girlfriend. George has to find a suitable candidate for the scholarship being given in Susan's name. Elaine is given the task of writing Peterman's biography.

"The Masseuse" Season 5, Episode 9

Jerry is the only one who can't seem to get a massage from his masseuse girlfriend. Elaine tries to get her boyfriend, Joel Rifkin, to change his name to something less serial-killerish. George loses his own girlfriend due to his obsession with Jerry's.

"The Butter Shave" Season 9, Episode 1

Kramer finds that butter is the best way to keep his skin soft. Elaine wraps up her trip in Europe with Putty by breaking up with him, then getting back together. George's new employer thinks he's handicapped and so gives George extra accommodations. Jerry is sure his fellow comedian is riding his coattails with laughs and so purposely throws his act.

"The Wife" Season 5, Episode 17

Jerry finds a locket in a jacket pocket. He returns it to his dry cleaner who gives him a 25% discount for him and his family. Jerry's girlfriend pretends to be his wife so she can get the discount too. Elaine can't decide whether a guy at the gym likes her, but is determined to get into his good graces in order to stop him from tattling on George who peed in the public shower. Kramer gets a tan in preparation to meet his girlfriend's parents.

"The Implant" Season 4, Episode 19

Elaine thinks Jerry's new love interest has implants. George's girlfriend's aunt dies and George flies out to the funeral but needs the death certificate to get half off the plane ticket.

"The Little Jerry" Season 8, Episose 11

Kramer's disgust in regular eggs causes him to buy his own chicken - except it's a rooster named Little Jerry Seinfeld. Jerry bounces a check that has clowns and balloons on it; the store owner posts it for everyone to see. George starts dating a jailbird. Elaine convinces her new bald boyfriend to start growing out his hair.

"The Library" Season 3, Episode 5

Jerry gets a notice in the mail asking him to return a book he rented in 1971. George sees his old gym teacher sleeping outside the library. Kramer falls for a librarian.

"The Merv Griffin Show" Season 9, Episode 6

Kramer finds the Merv Griffin set in a dumpster; he takes it home and puts it up in his apartment. George hits a group of pigeons and then a squirrel, which is girlfriend makes him bring to the vet. Jerry's girlfriend has a fantastic toy collection that she won't let him touch. Elaine deals with a 'sidler' at her office.

"The Wait Out" Season 7, Episode 21

George manages to split up a married couple that Jerry and Elaine are happy to be there for during their difficult time. Kramer wears a pair of tight jeans.

"The Pen" Season 3, Episode 3

Jerry and Elaine fly down to Florida to celebrate Mr. Seinfeld's retirement. Elaine hurts her back sleeping on the pullout sofa. Jerry accepts a fancy pen from his parent's friend.

"The Cafe" Season 3, Episode 7

Jerry sets out to help the new cafe owner across the street. George's girlfriend wants him to take an IQ test, so he gets Elaine to take it for him.

The Parking Garage" Season 3, Episode 6

The quartet lose the car in a mall parking garage. Jerry and George get caught urinating in public.

"The Comeback" Season 8, Episode 13

George is steaming over an insult a coworker said to him. Jerry buys a $200 racket from a terrible tennis player. Elaine becomes obsessed with 'Vincent's Picks' at the video store. Kramer works on dying in dignity.

"The Understudy" Season 6, Episode 23

Jerry is dating Bette Midler's understudy who cries all the time. George runs Bette down in a softball game causing her to have to drop out of her Broadway show. Elaine is being insulted by the Korean women at the nail shop, so Elaine hires George's dad to translate for her.

"The Money" Season 8, Episode 12

Jerry's parents sell the Cadillac he bought for them. He goes down to Florida to buy it back for them. George's parents decide to start spending their money; they move to Florida. Elaine buys George's coffee which he takes as an insult.