Tuesday, September 29, 2009
"The Andrea Doria" Season 8, Episode 10
George loses his new apartment to an Andrea Doria survivor. Elaine goes on blind date with a bad breaker-upper. Jerry delivers Newman's mail in an attempt to get Newman transferred. Kramer has a bad cough, but goes to a vet for his pills.
"The Betrayal" Season 9, Episode 8
Jerry, George, and Elaine head to India for Elaine's friend's wedding. But Elaine and her partiality for peach schnapps lets it slip that she slept with the groom. Kramer is in a wishing war with FDR. George also learns from Elaine that Jerry slept with his girlfriend.
"The Little Kicks" Season 8, Episode 4
Elaine's dancing loses her her employees respect. George tries to be the bad boy. Kramer gets Jerry into a bootlegging scheme with a guy who uses a baseball bat to get his way.
Monday, September 28, 2009
"The Non-Fat Yogurt" Season 5, Episode 7
Everyone is loving the non-fat yogurt at the new yogurt shop. It tastes too good to be true, which turns out to be the case when Jerry and Elaine have the tasty stuff analyzed after Kramer points out their recent weight gains. Jerry attempts to be a better role model and undo the harm he caused when saying F*ck in front of a friend's son.
Saturday, September 26, 2009
"The Slicer" Season 9, Episode 7
George and his new boss share a past, and there's a picture to prove it. George steals the photo and attempts to have himself removed from the background, but his boss is removed instead. Jerry's offends and loses his new girlfriend when he scoffs at the idea of a dermatologist saving lives. Kramer gets a meat slicer and a butcher's coat, which he uses to pose as a doctor.
"The Apology" Season 9, Episode 9
Jerry's girlfriend is always naked. Elaine's coworker is scared of Elaine's germs. Kramer tries to learn how to take a shorter shower, but decides to stay in the shower as much as he can. George expects an apology from his old roommate who is getting sober and apologizing to everyone he ever knew.
"The Seven" Season 7, Episode 13
Elaine finds a classic bike she always wanted as a kid, but she hurts her neck getting it off the wall. She claims she'll give the bike to anyone to who can fix her neck. Kramer cracks her neck and expects the bike in return. Jerry's new girlfriend wears the same dress everyday. George's beloved baby name, Seven, is stolen by Susan's pregnant cousin.
"The Stranded" Season 3, Episode 10
George, Elaine, and Jerry go to a party on Long Island. George ends up taking a coworker home, leaving Jerry and Elaine at the party, where they become the last guests while waiting for Kramer to pick them up. George gets in a tiff when a cashier gives him change for a 10 instead of a 20.
"The Hamptons" Season 5, Episode 20
The quartet heads up to the Hamptons to catch some sun and see the ugliest baby ever. Kramer catches dinner from a commercial lobster trap. Everyone sees George's girlfriend topless, except George. Jerry's girlfriend walks in on George (right after he gets out of the pool).
"The Chinese Restaurant" Season 2, Episode 11
George, Jerry, and Elaine attempt to get a bite to eat before catching a movie. The Chinese restaurant host says it'll be a 5 to 10 minute wait, which ends up being 20 minutes.
"The Reverse Peephole" Season 9, Episode 12
Newman and Kramer install their peepholes backwards in order to scope out possible attacks awaiting them in their apartments. Elaine gets to see Putty's winter coat: a giant fur. At a party, Elaine is the designated keeper of the coats. She throws what she thinks is Putty's coat out the window. Later she realizes it was the host's coat. Kramer and Newman find the fur in a tree. Newman gives it to his landlord's wife, who he is sleeping with.
"The Junior Mint" Season 4, Episode 21
Elaine's old boyfriend "the triangle artist" is in the hospital. Elaine, Jerry, and Kramer go to visit him and there Elaine sees he has lost a LOT of weight. Jerry and Kramer are invited to attend of viewing of the surgery. Kramer offers Jerry a junior mint, which Jerry rejects and inadvertently flings it into the patient. George hears about the artist's precarious situation and buys $1900 worth of his paintings.
"The Caddy" Season 7, Episode 12
Elaine meets up with an old friend, one who has not worn a bra in all the years Elaine has known her. As a birthday gift Elaine gives her a bra, which she decides to wear - as a top! George locks his keys in the car and ends up leaving the car in the company parking lot. His boss sees his car there and believes George is working overtime. George decides to not go into work at all. However, Jerry needs to remove the fliers from the windshield and sees that it needs to be washed because the pigeons have made a mess on it. Kramer is driving the car, but gets distracted by a woman walking down the street with nothing but a bra on top.
"The Calzone" Season 7, Episode 19
George gets his boss hooked on calzones, which he must bring everyday for lunch. But George gets kicked out of the pizzeria when he is seen taking money from the tip jar. He recruits Kramer to get the calzones instead, but Kramer gets kicked out too when he tries to pay in change and gets mad when they overcook his clothes in the oven.
"The Puffy Shirt" Season 5, Episode 2
Kramer's new girlfriend is a low-talker and Jerry unknowingly agrees to wear one of the shirts she designed on the Today Show. George moves back in with his parents because he can't pay the rent, but he bumps into a woman who says he has the most beautiful hands she's ever seen. While George is on the cusp of becoming a hand model, Kramer's girlfriend pushes him into an iron when he insults the hideous puffy shirt Jerry is wearing.
Thursday, September 17, 2009
"The Rye" Season 7, Episode 11
George's parents bring a loaf of rye bread to a dinner party at Susan's parent's house, but when they fail to serve the rye after dinner, the Costanzas steal the bread back. George then recruits Jerry and Kramer to smuggle another loaf back in their house. Kramer takes Susan's parents on a horse ride, while Jerry stoops to stealing the last rye loaf of bread from a little old woman.
"The Jacket" Season 2, Episode 3
Jerry finds the perfect jacket and wears it when meeting Elaine's intimidating father. But when it starts snowing, the jacket's outrageous pink lining highly offends Mr. Benes.
The Bubble Boy" Season 4, Episode 7
George and Susan end up visiting a boy in a bubble, while Jerry and Elaine get lost and end up in a diner where the waitress will not return the photo Jerry gives her. Kramer burns down Susan's parent's cabin with his Cuban cigars. George distresses the Bubble Boy, then deflates his plastic chamber.
"The Jimmy" Season 6, Episode 8
The gang's pal, Jimmy, refers to himself in the 3rd person all the time. He also wears a pair of specialty shoes that can make Jimmy jump high! George buys a shipment of the shoes in order to sell alongside Jimmy's knack for advertising. But when Jimmy falls due to a water spill made by Kramer who can't keep water in his mouth since visiting the dentist, George is left to do the pitch himself. Kramer, with his own pair of specialty shoes and drooling issue catches the eye of the head of an organization for the mentally challenged.
Thursday, September 10, 2009
"The Junk Mail" Season 9, Episode 5
Kramer wages war against the Postal Service in retaliation for all his junk mail. George rigs up a plan to teach his parent's a lesson for their avoidance of him. Elaine falls for a dreamy man at the diner, who turns out to be The Wiz. Jerry gets a van, then needs to get rid of it.
"The Sponge" Season 7, Episode 9
Jerry gets a girl's number from an AIDS Walk sheet. Elaine stocks up on her beloved now-off-the-market contraceptive (the Sponge). George learns about the Couple's Rule: you must tell each other everything. Kramer refuses to wear the orange AIDS ribbon during the Walk and gets in trouble.
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